Comments on: Buchanan’s Back But For How Long?

By: FortuneTeller

FortuneTeller — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:34:08 +0000

Well, well, well – got my crystal ball all shined up and what do tell ~ it looks like a court burner in Mill River this weekend.
If ya have been following the poll on-line you can definitely see that the odds are definitely in Mikey B’s favour.

Yet, the vibes are strong that Scotty G does not want to relinquish his title.

Based on my psychic readings, and if i was a betting man,
for the Mill River Crown i would definitely put all my $ on

By: The Journalist

The Journalist — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:10:06 +0000

Well here we are in the final week to register for Mill River and everybody is out fine tuning every shot in their repitoir. The big news story of the week is whether or not Scotty G will sign up to defend his title against the top seed Mikey B and after watching the two feel each other out last night it was obvious that Scotty G’s soft touch is in his hockey stick but nevertheless Mikey B is still lacking the confidence to do what it takes and it seemed he was reverting to some mind games in the court and perhaps holding back to give Scotty G some false confidence. Regardless of each players approach to this marquee matchup, I’m sure it will prove to be another exciting barn burner just one week from this Sunday.

By: Scotty G

Scotty G — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:23:03 +0000

Mike, the only thing I’ll be paying for is the gas in the ambulance used as they cart you away after I steamroll you in my court. Now I’m not telling you this to intimidate you or to make you second guess yourself, I’m simply trying to snap you out of the recurring nightmare your trapped in where you lose another 5 gamer in Court 1. Now the other side of me thinks maybe you and Derek are teaming up to try to find the breaking limits of pressure for me. Let’s face it, to be putting up challenges to beat him worse than 27-2 and you falsely advertising a Gamble defeat, I hope we all make it out of the court safely.

By: Steve O

Steve O — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:30:12 +0000

This is for my favorite PLAYER Fabio who just shot off out west without a trace some say maybe scared of the up coming PEI tournaments, others say he just wanted to start Webbs Vegetables Empire elsewhere as of right now we are just left wondering.

By: West Prince Graphic

West Prince Graphic — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:48:50 +0000

(THIS JUST IN) Scott “Hands OF Stone” Gamble recently was called up to the Ultimate Fighting Championship Organization, but unfortunately for Scott he had to withdraw due to a broken nail he received while picking his nose.

By: Mike Buchanan

Mike Buchanan — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:36:12 +0000

Yes Scott that drug testing rule shocked me as well i mean you were coaching me in that tournament and you told me that the gatorade you mixed up was in fact gatorade but now i just realized you drugged the gatorade to try and hold me back from getting the Mill River Crown you WILL pay for that.

By: Scotty G

Scotty G — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:03:14 +0000

Fair enough Buchanan. No excuses! 10 years for you? It seems like just yesterday that you discovered the Men’s side of the draw. Maybe for your 10th anniversary they’ll let you play the whole tournament in Women’s A. I mean let’s face it you’ve come a long way in your game since your tournament debut in Women’s C. Now I’m not taking anything away from you there because I’m sure you would have won it too had they not enforced the drug test ruling.

By: Mike Buchanan

Mike Buchanan — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:43:38 +0000

Well Well Well Scotty G i must say i am utterly shocked at the viscous rumors i’m hearing about the SENIOR hockey game. I did not realize the rough and tough game was apart of your game, now i’ll have to watch for the check into the boards when the match isnt going your way and your streak is fading away.
As i couldnt help but read Gamble saying ” I dont think the kid knows what kind of fuel he added to the fire”… I new exactly what i was doing you see this Mill River Tournament being my tenth year i find it very fitting that this be the year to win so I wanted to spark a fire to get Gamble in the squash court rather than lifting all those weights for the enforcer role in hockey i want no excuses when i do win.

By: Scotty G

Scotty G — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:40:40 +0000

Fabio will more than likely cancel his trip home for the holidays this year but not due to the fact that he’s not allowed to come home but rather to a horrible flashback to Mill River 2004. You may recall that the last time I played hockey instead of squash, Peter T. Webb had to withdraw in the third game due to injury after his delicate pride was totally derailed following being run over by a freight train in the court. As for Buchanan…he was cute enough to call and confirm that I was unable to play on Monday night before he comitted to attending the ceremonious Men’s Night in Mill River. I think now he realizes he should have thought things out before he spoke at UPEI.

By: Sports Analyst

Sports Analyst — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:23:40 +0000

Sporting News Highlights…

WP SQUASH REIGNING CHAMP TRADES IN RACQUET FOR BOXING GLOVES… (full story details below )

Alberton ….Who would have imagined Casumpec “Pretty Boy” would risk damage to his apprearance to ignite his team to defeat the Tornodoes in local action on home ice this week.

As for the “senior” comment make by a fan in the stands, that would certainly explain the lack of fibers on Scott’s scalp.

All I can say is that perhaps Fabio may need to extend his Christmas holidays….